Arachnophobia

I wouldn't consider myself to have arachnophobia... but when you can pretty much assume to find a black widow and/or hobo spider in your doorway every week, you get a little creeped out. It's like that feeling you get when you go to kill a spider and you lose it and then your body starts itching all over like it's crawling on you!! AHHHHH!!! I hate that! Well, I've been killing so many spiders around my house the last few weeks and I've been in a constant state of the "i think a spider is crawling all over me" feeling. It's not cool.

Yeah.. That's what it feels like.. You find one and you can imagine the hundreds of babies embedded everywhere.

I've been posting pics on Facebook and Instagram of the nasty little buggers around my house and complaining about how my landlord has not sprayed since I asked him 3 or 4 months ago... I know, it's annoying to listen to a complainer. I hate it and yet, I do it. Ugh, I'm the worst hypocrite you'll ever meet.

Yep! I am, and then you can meet Jesus! He loves you!

These are the beauties I've found at my door the last two weeks :)

Don't worry, this isn't just a post to complain about spiders. I just got in touch with my landlord and he said he will call someone to come over this week. If that is not the case then I will have to take matters into my own hands.. my own, rubber glove laden, insecticide holding hands. I will scout out their webs by day, purchase my warfare tools in preparation, and carryout my strategy of destruction by night.

I do apologize to those who love spiders and all creeping things. I have two curious dogs that I must protect and these spiders are encroaching too close to my domicile. I'm sorry dear spiders. After I've completed my mission to annihilate all black widows from the premises I will watch a documentary on your species about all the good you do so that I can honor your memory.